Sunday, October 31, 2010

I Was Kidnapped by Dark Ops



Maggie and I have been working over Dark Ops for weeks to get him to vote. I found out he has not voted in over 25 years. He told me this as I managed to finally get him to do so today. The price was going with him for "assistance". He left me in his truck with his dogs while he went into vote. I started to smell a rat and called Eric to tell him where I was. I also told Maggie and asked her to pick up the phone if I called her or emailed. After voting, I said OK let's go back to HQ. He turned the wrong way. I asked where we were going and he told me its a surprise. It turned into quite the meltdown with him shouting about academy nominations and my informing him not only did I not know what he was talking about, but that I didn't handle that for the office, he needed to stop shouting and me and I wanted out of the car. This continued for about 10 minutes before I told him I was calling the police. He finally told me he wanted me to meet Lisa's neighbor (a nice lady). We got to the house and walked in. She was very very nice and wanted to know what I was doing there. I informed her I was Dark Ops kidnap victim. Once she realized I wasn't joking, she proceeded to yell at Dark Ops and explain its not only not nice but not normal to kidnap others. Jack Ferguson also ended up showing up - oh the bizzarro world of Kristen chaos.....I called Maggie and she did not pick up. I emailed Maggie. I pleaded with Maggie. She finally called back and I told her where I was. She, Peter and Ian came to "rescue me". Dark Ops announced it was time to go but I tried to stall. We santered outside and I desparately looked back and forth for Peter's truck. It finally came in sight.....and continued to drive by - thanks Peter - you suck at rescues. I got back in Dark Ops car - he was yelling we had to go and I knew the truck would follow.....I proceeded to bitch out the rescue team on my blackberry and then looked up to see Maggie waving next to us. Dark Ops asked if he had been tailed. I said of course you have - I have a security guard due to the attempt of imprisonment of Joe's peeps, remember?! Ian glared....Dark Ops was impressed. He brought me back to HQ. He brought me king crab the next day out of the back of his truck (really, Dark Ops, time to invest in a mini-fridge or something instead of trunk refrigeration) as a semi-apology although he insists he did nothing wrong. I gotta admit, I was pretty upset and left after I got him to take me home and had a few cocktails. The staff got the rewards of my efforts with a vote for Lisa and some King Crab....

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