Dark Ops Brought Me Presents.

I came back from an afternoon meeting to quickly jump in Maggie's car and head to sign waving at the debate. I had extremely limited time so I was literally sitting in the front seat trying to wiggle into my snow pants when Dark Ops rolled up. He stopped us and opened his car trunk to reveal the shrimp he promised. Then he gave me jerky. Then moose steak. Then sausage links. Then unveiled a giant chunk of summer sausage, grabbed a knife and gave me half. He tried to talk me into taking the moose liver and liverwurst but I passed. Maggie and the girls thought it was disgusting that I accepted meat out of someone's car trunk in the middle of a street from a nutcase.....I saw nothing wrong with it....only in Alaska......