Dark Ops Prettied Up Today....

Before I tried to kill myself on the gun range, Dark Ops stopped by for our morning routine of crazy conspiracy theories.....he was wearing a hood and looking quite odd. I asked him what was going on in his world today and he revealed that he had just stopped by from the "salon" and was in the process of getting his brows and hair done. He put back his hood and revealed dark brown hair color all over the top of his head and face. Then he asked Per what the hell he was staring at....I was like Dude - um WTF?! I finally convinced him he should go BACK TO THE SALON and HELLO.....maybe remove the dye before his face was permanently stained. He came by later revealing his new look....I gotta admit at that juncture I was really excited I had to leave to go to the gun range.