Trevor fell face first on a water snake.

To celebrate his graduation, we let Trevor pick what he wanted to do for lunch. He decided we should picnic and watch frogs and fish. So off we went. They spent about 3 minutes "picnicing" before they wanted to get on the playground and "be one with nature" (Trevor's words not mine). Off to the playground they went. Then we walked around the pond so see what we could find. Eric found a giant water snake sunning itself. He said Trevor look at this giant snake. Trevor says where and bends down to look. Trevor then proceeds to plummet face first onto the giant water snake. Trevor is screaming hysterically. Heather is screaming hysterically. Mama is screaming hysterically. I jump down, snag Trevor by his shorts and haul him back onto the boardwalk. Luckily he fell on the tail. The snake was probably screaming hysterically too but we couldn't hear it amongst our screeches. We decided to cut the picnic short after that. The park police were driving by - probably wondering what the heck was going on. Trevor still has a giant bruise on his head.