I'm Apparently a Boot Camp Letter Writing "whore"....

We had a "reunion" of some of the old high school party clique. It was a lot of fun to see Mike J., Muhammad and Anna (yes I know we see them often), Sam, Chico, Mike F., and Andy. As we reminisced about old times, I found out I had a habit of writing letters to friends at boot camp. The problem with this was that I apparently covered the envelopes not only in lipstick kisses, but a lot of perfume as well....I was the hit of the mail delivery since I found out my letters were handed out to every man in the unit to sniff before the lucky individual would finally receive my letters. I must admit I did not recall any of this until Andy reminded me, and then Mike said something about getting letters from me (which then started some arguing amongst letter receivers), and then I had a flashback of Jay getting letters from me. I'm happy to report that all my letters were just friendly tone, but they all thought I was the only one writing to them in this special way. One of the guys girlfriends turns to me and says, you were just a boot camp letter writing whore, weren't you?! I guess I was....to this day I still like to mail letters.....so....SWAK - watch out if you go to boot camp because I will apparently mail you some smelly envelopes!