Heather is Starting to Care About Her Appearance and be "Crafty".

Here is her first foray into hair chalk.  I don't know if I'm ready for this. 

Meanwhile she had homework. We told her to complete an old test that she didn't complete.  She then produced tears ON THE SPOT and announced that when they fill in answers after the fact the teacher punishes them by making them walk laps.  I immediately had my lie detector on and knew this could not possibly be true. I told her to do it.  More tears.  Eric walks in and tells her to do it.  More tears.  Then she tells Eric the tale of woe.  Eric buys it hook, line and sinker and starts screaming about the teacher and seeing the principal and how this is unacceptable.  Meanwhile I email the teacher who immediately responds and tells me um no she can obviously complete the answers.  I show that to Heather and told her - you can't outwit Mommy - she's just as crafty and she tried every one of these tricks on Nana already. She's not even 11 yet folks - I am in so much trouble.....

Thanksgiving Was a Success!

We had everyone over to Chaos for Thanksgiving.  Unfortunately I didn't think to take a single photo since I was cooking!  I did manage to get a few photos of the "turkey ninja" at Giant as we got emergency foil to cover our cooking trays with.  Prior to everyone coming over, this is what occurred: 

Trevor: THERE IS SOMETHING IN OUR ROOM IN THE ROOF.....

Eric: (shouting upstairs): There is nothing in your room.  Its a squirrel running on the roof and you can't see it.

Trevor: No.  Its an animal.

Eric: Its a SQUIRREL.  Running on the roof.  Its fine.

Meanwhile I'm on my way to investigate because only Trevor knows what Trevor knows and I knew that the shouting would just continue....

I arrive in the room to find Trevor with one hand on his hip and the other pointing at the ceiling.

Kristen: UM...THIS IS NOT GOOD.

Trevor: NOT GOOD.  I TOLD YOU SO.

Eric: What?

Kristen: WE HAVE A LEAK.

Trevor: WE HAVE A SITUATION HERE.

Heather: Is the roof going to collapse?  I'm scared.  I'm not sleeping here.

Eric: GRRRRRR.  

Anyways - the good news after $150 expenditure the House of Chaos is leak free and the ceiling has been repainted.  Happy Turkey Day to all!

After Playing "Miner" at Nana's Heather Broke Her Tooth.

I suggested they stop with one word games - they seem to be deadly!  Miner consisted of throwing rocks as hard as you can on the ground to break them open and see the sparkles and "treasure".  The next morning we headed to the dentist where the dentist was quite put out at the sight she had to deal with - she was able to rebuild her tooth out of composite.  Heather was quite pleased to inform me at the end of the day that "her plastic tooth was still in her mouth".  She was quite put out at possibly being scarred for life!

The Next Day They Were Invited to a Bowling Party.

Trevor couldn't get the swing of tossing a ball one handed but Heather was a little pro.

Trevor Turned 7!

He opted for a moonbounce park party and we had the "glow experience" and a Skylanders theme.  The kids had a great time!  They ran in the dark with glow necklaces and went crazy.  Afterwards they had pizza and cake.  I haven't seen Trevor smile that much when he's not fishing!

 

 

Once Trevor figured out about the glow he was happy to put this shirt on they gave him and cover his Skylanders shirt. 

 Trevor gave me a thumbs up on my creation.  It only took me two times to make it.  The first attempt collapsed on itself due to the weight.

 

 

Trevor with his friend Anthony being little hams.

Chaos Adds a New Friend to the Mix.

With the government shutdown and Eric furloughed as well, it was quite easy to tell Heather no when she asked if she could have a kitten.  However, Heather can now read and as soon as she saw "SHUTDOWN OVER" on the television she promptly ordered her uncle to pick up the phone and order her kitten.  Thus "fur-lough" has been added to our house.  We don't have a real name for her yet.  The committee cannot agree on a consensus.  Heather is in absolute love with her.

Funny Trevor Story.

Heather was playing a videogame that involved scuba divers.  Trevor starts yelling at her about bikinis and how she's not wearing them (in the game) and how he doesn't need to see her stomach.  I poke my head out and see Heather is "shopping" for various bathing suit options/wetsuits for her character.  I then come out and partially lift my shirt and say hey Trevor!  I'm wearing a bikini......Trevor yells "FOR SHAME WOMAN.  FOR. SHAME"  We laughed so hard.  Where does he get this stuff?!